When we arrived in Beijing, we had the whole day to kill until we hopped on a train and headed to our first city. It was arranged for us to go to this place in Beijing where we could relax, shower, and eat. Our tour guide, Phoenix, spoke really good English, but we weren’t quite sure if she was calling it the “Summer Center” or the “Sauna Center”. So we just named it the “Pleasure Palace”. I’ll try my best to describe the unreal strangeness of this experience…probably enhanced by the hazy, drugged feeling from our long plane trip.

First of all, we walked into this really nice building with guards outside the doors to be greeted by men and women dressed in professional attire. All the windows were tinted so you couldn’t see inside. That’s the first sign of a shady building. The men and women separated, and the employees took our shoes and traded us for these pink slippers. They had to go back a few times to find a pair that fit my feet. Size nine is uncommonly large in China.
This whole experience was made stranger because no one spoke English, and we speak no Chinese (except our teacher, Jiamin). Generally, we felt like we were being herded around like cattle, or, for a more graphic description, like we were in a concentration camp. Our clothes were taken from us, we were put in matching outfits, and shuttled into showers. Granted, our matching outfits were basically pink pajamas, and it was really nice to shower after all that traveling.

Just imagine a gaggle of 18 apprehensive American girls being directed into elevators and rooms. Eventually we found some food, but it was really weird food. We couldn’t tell what anything was just by looking at it. They only gave us hot water to drink, and there were a bunch of other Chinese people in funny pajamas eating as well. It wasn’t the best first impression of Chinese food. Steamed bread that looked like the Kool-Aid Man and cuts of meat that we had no idea what parts of what animals we were eating.


Eventually we found this dark room with a huge projector screen playing movies and oversized, recline-able sofa seats for each person. Some men were getting foot massages from scantily clad women in the front of the theater, so we stuck in the back and chatted a little while watching some crazy Chinese movie that looked like a mixture between X-men and Star Wars. By this time, we had 5 hours to kill at this place and we were getting desperate. They turned on Avatar next, but it was in German with English subtitles, and probably 70% of them didn’t make any sense, grammatically or logically. So I went to sleep and happened to wake up right when dinner was being served.
And so ended one of the strangest experiences of my life.