Saturday, June 12, 2010

Temple of Heaven

This Taoist temple was built in 1420 during the Ming Dynasty as a place to perform ritual sacrifices to Heaven. Some emperor decided he wanted to fortify his claim to being “The Son of Heaven”, so he thought he should offer sacrifices to the god of Heaven. The temple was used twice a year, once for a sacrifice to the god of Heaven, and once for a blessing on the harvest.


Most of the area is a huge park where elderly people are doing all sorts of activities: Chinese hacky sack, ribbon dancing, playing music, playing cards, tai chi, and just sitting and watching everything else happen.

Knowing Kevin is Loving Kevin

This is an introduction to Kevin, our tour guide, that we created throughout our 3 weekends with him.

-Kevin doesn’t smile
-Kevin hates his job
-Kevin is never late
-Kevin looks especially Chinese today
-Kevin probably loves basketball
-Kevin wears man jewelry
-Kevin always tries to sell us stuff
-Kevin cooks for his wife
-Kevin wanted to be an archeologist
-Kevin’s grandparents never do anything fun
-Kevin likes to disappear
-Kevin’s parents didn’t let him follow his dreams
-Kevin likes photography
-Kevin speaks in a monotone voice
-Kevin makes us sit around at the Forbidden City
-Kevin wants a baby girl
-Kevin is superstitious
-Kevin is coming
-Kevin has a protruding lower jaw
-Kevin hates his flag
-Kevin never shouts
-Kevin could be a millionaire if he sold his apartment
-Kevin says “urually” instead of “usually”
-Kevin protects us
-Kevin calls us dancers
-Kevin learned how to smile
-Kevin counts us
-Kevin shakes his hips when he walks
-Kevin kinda has a belly
-Kevin never eats with us
-Kevin is around the corner
-Kevin can hear us
-Kevin disappointed us
-Kevin smokes
-Kevin likes to pretend he’s a superstar
-Kevin laughs at Tricia
-Kevin answers his own questions
-Kevin speaks perfect English
-Kevin’s favorite colors are blue and green
-Kevin thinks it’s all crap
-Kevin wants us to leave
-Kevin might go to Canada
-Kevin should start a restaurant and make a cookbook
-Kevin hates the zoo
-Kevin’s bad at lying
-Kevin might be drunk
-Kevin doesn’t laugh as much as Susan
-Kevin doesn’t play us music
-Kevin balances his flag well
-Kevin blocks us out by sticking his sunglasses in his ears
-Kevin left us
-Kevin carried my bag
-Kevin likes radishes
-Kevin doesn’t play the drum
-Kevin pretends to be a bus driver
-Kevin likes to be in the dark
-Kevin takes us to the soft-seats

Bird’s Nest





Doesn’t need much introduction, so here are some facts:

-Total land area: 258,000 sq m
-Seating: 91,000, though the original plan was 100,000
-Construction began December 24, 2003
-First event was held on April 18, 2008, 112 days before the opening
ceremonies
-Cost $500.7 million dollars to build
-Used 42,000 tons of steel
-Caused the relocation of 4,707 residents
-Now, tourists can enter the Bird’s Nest, switch their flip flops for tennis shoes for free, and run around on the track, testing out events that they have set up.

Friday, June 11, 2010

Summer Palace

Originally constructed in the Jin Dynasty (1112-1234), this enormous palace was
reconstructed in 1888 by Empress Dowager Cixi, otherwise known as the
Dragon Lady. It covers 295 hectares and three-fourths of that is a
man-made lake. There are over 3,000 structures in the palace including
pavilions, halls of Dispelling Clouds, towers of Buddhist Incense,
galleries, and Seventeen-Arch bridges. Okay, so there are actually only
one of those specifically named things, but there are many other halls,
towers, and bridges as well.



In one of the first pavilions, there were elderly people playing
instruments and singing. This is what retired people do in China, and I think it’s awesome. They get out roam the parks and hang out with their
friends.


There was a marble boat. I don’t know what they were thinking with that one.



We really liked these umbrellas
.

Kevin, our loyal tour guide, wasn’t with us on this trip, so we had Susan.
Susan was quite different from Kevin, but she did tell us one awesome
factoid:

The Dragon Lady lived into her 70’s, but the rumor is that she looked
like she was only in her 30’s. What was her trick? She drank human milk
her whole life.

Mmmm…

Monday, June 7, 2010

The Forbidden City

The largest palace complex in the world. 74 hectares. 980 buildings. 9,999 rooms.

Construction began in 1407 and ended 14 years later thanks to a million workers and a hundred thousand artisans. 24 emperors lived in this great palace. Even after the Imperial power had been overthrown, the “last emperor” still dwelt in the palace until they were driven out of the Inner Court in 1924.

There is a picture of Mao outside the Forbidden City that is replaced every year. Why is it replaced? It’s not like he’s looking much different. Maybe more decayed.


This is probably where Mulan battled that big, evil Mongol whose name I can’t remember.

Cool door

Us

The lion’s are protectors. This one is a male because it has a ball under its paw. The females have baby lions under their paws.

The number of statues on the roof-tips indicate how close you are to the Emperor. The more statues, the more protection—thus you are closing in on the Emperor himself.

Desperate pillagers scraped the gold off of these huge vats that are all throughout the Forbidden City. Looks pretty cool now, though.

The garden in the Forbidden City is full of these rocks that were brought up from the bottom of some body of water that escapes my mind. Only the best rocks were admitted into the garden. How could you tell if they were the best? Light incense at the bottom, and if the smoke rises out the top, it meant that all the holes were connected, and so it was a good rock.

Best story from the Forbidden City: The Emperor, of course, had concubines. However, as a protective measure, the lady would strip completely naked in the waiting room outside the Emperor’s chambers, to make sure she wasn’t packing heat, of course. Then, the eunuchs would roll her up in a carpet and carry her into the presence of the Emperor. Strange? Why couldn’t she just walk in naked? Why must she be wrapped in a carpet? It reminds me of the burrito game that I used to play as a kid where you would pile up as many blankets as you could find, lie down at one end, and then have your friend wrap you up as tightly as they could. Our game, however, was fully clothed and usually ended in your mobile friend jumping on you in your burrito, not being carted around by eunuchs.

Tiananmen Square

Seeing as I like giving brief history lessons about the places I go, I will continue the tradition with Tiananmen Square. However, first I’d like to note that the Chinese government has banned any Google searches for “Tiananmen Square”. Even with all the historical events that happened there that the government would support, they must be desperate to hide the traces of the massacre of 1989 from the Chinese people. It’s scary, the control a government can have, even on our knowledge and perception of the world. Our tour guide, good old Kevin, didn’t mention anything about the massacre in his lecture about the Square. We wonder if he even knows…

But back to the history lesson. The Tiananmen Gate was built in the Ming Dynasty in 1417. Tiananmen literally means “Gate of Heavenly Peace” and it originally separated Beijing from the Forbidden City. Today, Tiananmen is the largest square in the world and includes Mao Zedong’s Mausoleum. This is where communism was proclaimed and Mao announced the “New China” in 1949, marking the beginning of the horrific Cultural Revolution. Yet Chinese people still respect and honor this Square.

So what do a bunch of Americans do at a large concrete open area that we associate mostly with negative events?

Wandering Beijing